I would totally invite these people to an imaginary tea (and naked) party...

David Bowie
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
Thomas Jefferson
John the Baptist (pre-beheading)
Eowyn
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov (I guess I have a thing for Vlads. Next should be Vlad the Impailer)
Odin (not the god, my dog)
Edgar Allen Poe (COME ON, who doesn't want to talk to Poe?)
Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dali Domènech Marquis de Pubol (Yes, I'm jealous of the name, too)
Oscar Wilde (He doesn't get to go to the naked party)
Sheik ( I don't care what other people say, I like the butch version of Zelda)
A Sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania (and Riff Raff to go with him)
Igor (Young Frankenstein)
Wilhelm Reich
Robin Williams in The Fisher King